🔥 Gen-Z Life Panic Meter

HOW COOKED ARE YOU?

Input your daily sleep, screen time, college attendance, exam deadlines & bank balance to calculate your official Cooked Score (0–100%) and shareable meme scorecard.

⚙️ Enter Your Current Life Situation

Hours
Minutes
97%
COOKED
💀 Deep Fried
"Bro isn't studying. Bro is studying the consequences." 💀
⚠️ Critical (61% Attd, Exam in 2d)
💀 Zombie Mode (4h sleep, 9h screen)
💸 Broke (₹147)
Based on your inputs, your primary panic vector is Imminent Exams 📚. Immediate emergency action recommended: Close YouTube, drink water, and open your syllabus.

What is the "How Cooked Am I?" Calculator?

The "How Cooked Am I?" Calculator is a viral life panic analyzer built for college students, developers, and young adults. It quantifies your current level of chaos into an exact percentage from 0% (Living in Peace) to 100% (Vaporized).

Cooked Score Tiers Breakdown

  • 🟢 0–20% (Absolutely Fine): High sleep, top attendance, and healthy bank balance.
  • 😌 21–40% (Slightly Cooked): Minor procrastination, manageable deadlines.
  • 🟡 41–60% (Getting Crispy): Sizzling exam panic, sleep starting to suffer.
  • 🔥 61–80% (Cooked): Studying consequences instead of books. Attendance below 75%.
  • 💀 81–95% (Deep Fried): Ancestors crying. Bank balance under ₹500. Exam tomorrow.
  • ☠️ 96–100% (Bro Is Gone): Maximum academic and financial chaos.
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