🔥 Gen-Z Life Panic Meter
HOW COOKED ARE YOU?
Input your daily sleep, screen time, college attendance, exam deadlines & bank balance to calculate your official Cooked Score (0–100%) and shareable meme scorecard.
⚙️ Enter Your Current Life Situation
97%
COOKED
💀 Deep Fried
"Bro isn't studying. Bro is studying the consequences." 💀
Based on your inputs, your primary panic vector is Imminent Exams 📚. Immediate emergency action recommended: Close YouTube, drink water, and open your syllabus.
What is the "How Cooked Am I?" Calculator?
The "How Cooked Am I?" Calculator is a viral life panic analyzer built for college students, developers, and young adults. It quantifies your current level of chaos into an exact percentage from 0% (Living in Peace) to 100% (Vaporized).
Cooked Score Tiers Breakdown
- 🟢 0–20% (Absolutely Fine): High sleep, top attendance, and healthy bank balance.
- 😌 21–40% (Slightly Cooked): Minor procrastination, manageable deadlines.
- 🟡 41–60% (Getting Crispy): Sizzling exam panic, sleep starting to suffer.
- 🔥 61–80% (Cooked): Studying consequences instead of books. Attendance below 75%.
- 💀 81–95% (Deep Fried): Ancestors crying. Bank balance under ₹500. Exam tomorrow.
- ☠️ 96–100% (Bro Is Gone): Maximum academic and financial chaos.